Teru Mikami

I apologise for my sudden absence, I had to assist my counterpart in cleaning as that seems to be much more important then the current situations involving serial killers lately.

How astounding, to wake up from a coma and only to find there is more victims of this experiment and even more replacements, how unfortunate then my own counter-part was not one of those to be replaced but that is rather rude.

Oh god... I have a hangover, I do not even remember the other day, hardly any of it, I do apologise for my actions and if I had offended anyone.

[[OOC: He is lying, he remembers everything :P]]

How about all of you get out of your fucking rooms and stop complaining about being stuck in a goddamn opera house.

How about you kill yourself other Mikami, I'll even save you all the trouble and help.

......

No, no, no I do not need any Prozac.
No, I do not want a cigarette either.

Kira, shut up.
Stop babbling on about being God.

......

You are all so moronic. I do not have any information and I do not care.

[[OOC: This is after AU!Matt gets OU!Mikami drunk, if he does get him drunk xD]]

I have some very bizarre information that may insight many of you. There does happen to be duplicates in this place, so the theory of this place being an alternative reality which is utterly foolish in the mind of any sane man is possibly proven to be correct.

Nevertheless it is infact very interesting and frustrating.

To meet someone like that... I still cannot believe he is somewhat me in another reality, and yet he is so feeble.

[[OOC: Strikes unreadable~~]]

...
Sorry to ask such a pathetic question but - what an ugly communication device, and I thought David Bowie had no taste - where are we?

Very few possibilities, but if I had died then what an unpleasant heaven.
Then again some fool thought it would be amusing to kidnap me.

To unexpectedly be woken in a dressing room, a dressing room - oh for god's sake this has to be the most...

Do not tell me this is going to be one of those experiments where phycologists kidnap random people, put them in an environment and let them run around like lab mice.

Is there anyone else out there who is just as confused about this disgusting situation?

[[OOC: *kills him* -_-]]